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My wife found pornographic images I had made with one of my mistresses. I come home from the office one day and she tells me we need to talk. So I walk into the kitchen and ask her what's up. She tells me, “no, we need to go into the garage, I don't want the kids to hear”. So now I'm like uh oh what did I do now. She follows me into the garage and closes the door. As I'm turning around she calmly asks me, “so, you have any pictures of your girlfriends face? I feel like its the courteous thing to do since I've seen so many pictures of her asshole and pussy.”.

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My wife responds, “you don't think I know what your dick looks like? Plus your dumb ass has your ring in every pic”. I had a 21k gold ring in the shape of a lions head with rubies inset in the mouth and eyes that I wore as a signet ring and vainly had made sure was noticeable in all the pics so I could prove it was me. As they say, pics or it didnt happen, right? Anyhow, the only other ring I've ever seen that looks similar is the identical one with emeralds my brother wears.

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So yeah I'm a dumb ass. My hubris was my downfall and in the process I ruined the best thing that ever happened to me. My wife left me 7 years ago and not a day goes by I don't think of her. We are having sex and I've got my thumb in her butt, so I do what any gent of my calibre would do, I squirt a little lube on there to get it warmed up enough for the general. So I start trying to put it in her butt and she starts complaining its hurting too much and that I need to use more lube.

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Well we are out of lube and I don't know what to tell you because, well this is fucking happening. So I tell her I got an idea. I've got like half an ounce of cocaine on me so I figure I'll make use if its analgesic properties as it were (pun intended). So I'm trying to figure out how to get this cocaine inside her butthole as I can't just put a straw in there and have her suck it up. Fortuitously, not all of it is powdered so I'm like eureka.

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I'll just stuff some rocks in there so I proceed to select a few choice chunks to jam up in there. Turns out the same thing happens with yer butthole as your nose if you don't powder up all the cocaine. So All these chunks start coming back out as I'm trying to jam more in there. So I’m trying to shove coke rocks in there faster and faster to keep up with the ones falling out and I guess I'm getting a little bit over zealous because all of a sudden she is like, I think I'm starting to feel funny.

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I almost yelled, as I felt a strong wave of current passing through my throat, rapidly travelling across my chest and abdomen, ending at my balls. Before both of us could react, my butts rose inches above the bed on its own, I clenched my fists hard, and with my penis still in her hands, I cummed! That was a massive explosion! I shot 10–12 ropes of semen, right into her chin, throat, chest, forearms and wrist! I kept on moaning… forgetting I was at a doctor’s examination table. She was too stunned to react. For good 15–20 seconds, both of us froze, and went dumb.

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We finally came to senses. She did not utter a word, quickly grabbed the entire bunch of tissue paper, first wiped her own face and throat, then cleaned her chest and hands, before turning towards me, and being kind enough to wipe the semen off my penis and lower abdominal area. She gave a forced and fake smile, and said, “Oh it’s all okay. That was a natural human body reaction but ended up creating a mess. I was not expecting you to explode at my face (smirks).

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Now dress up and come to the consultation table. I will write some medicines and ointments for you. I have killed all ‘pimples’ and you should get OK in 2–3 weeks. Wear loose underwear, and avoid having sexual intercourse with your partner for 20–25 days.” I did not utter a single word out of shame and embarrassment. Just nodded my head. Got myself dressed up quickly. Did not even bother to hear whatever she further instructed while writing down on the prescription.

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Last year we had invited some friends for dinner to watch the rugby match at our place. My wife had her sister to baby sit our daughter who was 3 then. I entered my room to go to the toilet. After I came out of the toilet I saw my sister in law was crying. I knew she had a break up & had lost her job. I went to her and asked her what happened and she burst into tears, while consoling her we hugged and I kissed her on her forehead, she felt comfortable and I left the room.

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Later that night post dinner while we were doing the dishes ( my wife crashed in the bed as she was tired from the cooking) I asked my sister in law if I was wrong hugging and kissing her. She was cool about it, she said we were both drunk and it just happened and it wasn’t anybody’s fault. Next morning when I got up and was sober I asked her again about what happened last night.

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